K'nuckles: Flapjack. Hey, Flapjack.
Come with me, we'll go and see
a place called Candied Island!
Bubbie: ♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop ♪
♪ No drippin' down the rocks ♪
Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Adventure -- that's the life for me ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ The misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH! ]
Where is he?!
I don't know!
You better not be lying to me!
Flapjack: You don't see this every day.
When I find him, I'm gonna --
Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ]
[ GROWLS ]
What are you looking at!
Flapjack: You, sill--
K'nuckles: Come along, boy.
[ GROWLS ]
Flapjack: What was that all about?
K'nuckles: I don't know, but it ain't our problem.
Flapjack: We're here!
K'nuckles: The Marina?
Flapjack: Wow, look at all these boats.
It must be great being a captain, Cap'n.
Being your own man, having your own boat.
K'nuckles: A real captain doesn't need a boat.
Flapjack: Really?!
K'nuckles: No! Of course not really!
A captain is nothing without his boat.
A fat, pathetic sack of nothing.
I'd give anything to have a boat of me own.
Hey, any of you fellas interested in owning a boat?
K'nuckles: Huh?
I've got a real nice boat here for sale.
Real cheap -- one pence.
K'nuckles: One pence?
Okay, empty your pockets, Flap.
[ GRUMBLES ]
Let's see, one quarter pence.
Uh, 3/8 pence.
Uh...5/16 pence.
[ TINK! ]
Flapjack: Wait!
[ POP! ]
My lucky 1/16 pence.
K'nuckles: Aha!
[ TWINKLE! ]
Buddy, I'll be taking that boat.
[ TINK! ]
Oh...y-e-e-es!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
You're a real lifesaver!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[ GASPS ]
They said you'd come for me.
But I was ready.
No! No!
I sold the boat!
For one pence.
To who?!
Oh! Well, he was fat and dirty.
But at the same time, he had this rugged charm.
[ GASPS ]
Draw it!
[ SMACK! ]
[ GROWLING ]
K'nuckles: Ahh, this is gonna change everything, Flap.
After all these years waiting,
smooth sailing adventures from here on out.
Flapjack: Yeah, really sailing this time.
Not really!
It is illegal to take this boat out
without registering it first.
And it also illegal to keep it here in the harbor
without the proper registration.
K'nuckles: I can't take it out,
but I can't leave it here?
Come on, that don't make no sense.
I just want to take her for a spin.
Too bad! Deal with it!
Flapjack: Oh, dock knockers.
[ WHAP! ]
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]
Ugh, I had her in my grasp, boy.
But now she's gone.
Flapjack: Don't worry, Cap'n.
We'll register her real quick.
And we'll be sailing by tonight.
K'nuckles: yeah, I think you're right, Flap.
Flapjack: Oh, now we're gonna have so much fun.
K'nuckles: Yeah, I know.
I still don't believe it.
Where do you want to sail to first on our boat?
Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ]
Get out! Captain!
K'nuckles: I hope there's not a long line.
Uh, hey, fella, where's the boat-registration line?
Um, this is it.
K'nuckles: No! This is gonna take forever!
[ WOOD CREAKING ]
Flapjack: [ WARBLING ]
K'nuckles: Flapjack!
Please stop that and go away!
Flapjack: You don't want me around?
K'nuckles: You didn't let me finish, Flap.
- Go away to the boat. - Flapjack: And do what?
K'nuckles: Scrape the barnacles off it.
You know, so it's all ready to go
when i'm done with this registration thing.
Flapjack: Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Hmm. This place is grimy.
And it needs some cleaning.
[ FLY BUZZING ]
Where to start, where to start.
[ SLOOP! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
Mm.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
mm! Mm!
- Bubbie: Flapjack! - Flapjack: Mm.
Bubbie: I've been looking for you, Flapjack.
And why are hugging this boat?
Flapjack: It's mine and cap'n K'nuckles.
Bubbie: Where did you two come up
with enough money for a boat?
Flapjack: It was only one pence.
We paid a man one pence.
Bubbie: Unh-unh. There's more to this.
Where's K'nuckles?
Flapjack: He's in line, getting the boat registered.
Isn't it great?
We have our own boat.
We can now explore the seas.
Bubbie: You already do that. With me!
Flapjack: Oh, but it's gonna be better now.
Bubbie: How? Why?
Flapjack: I don't know why.
It just is.
Bubbie: Well -- well, where do you want to go, honey.
I'll take you.
Flapjack: No, thank you.
I have a boat.
Bubbie: Oh. Okay.
I guess you don't need me anymore.
K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
Water! Get your water here!
Hey, mister!
- Want a water while you wait? - K'nuckles: What?
Would you like a water while you wait?
Yeah, what he said.
- Only one pence. - K'nuckles: No, thanks.
I just spent all me savings on my first boat.
- Your first boat, you say? - K'nuckles: Yep.
Well, congratulations, sir.
This deserves a toast.
Uh, garcon, garcon!
Waters for everyone in line.
Yes, sir!
To your new boat.
May she stay afloat.
All: Hear, hear!
[ LAUGHTER ]
Both: Ahh.
Garcon, garcon!
Yes, sir.
Let's keep these glasses full.
Yes, sir!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
all: Hear, hear!
[ CLINK! ]
[ ALL GULPING ]
Boy, this line sure moves fast
when you're gulping down water.
K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
Uh, hey, uh, buddy, can you save my spot?
I've got to use the bucket.
Sure thing.
K'nuckles: Thanks.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
Ahh. Much better.
Oh!
No!
Whoa, where do you think you're going?!
K'nuckles: That rich guy was saving my spot.
I've got your spot right here, grandpa.
K'nuckles: "Grandpa"?!
- Look, kid -- - Cutter!
We've got a cutter here!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
[ MUMBLING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MONKEY CHATTERING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
K'nuckles: Finally!
So, you -- you bought this boat only for one pence?
K'nuckles: Yeah.
What a great deal!
- There you go. - K'nuckles: That's it?
Enjoy the boat, captain.
Oh, I see why it was so inexpensive.
K'nuckles: Hmm? What was that?
At the very bottom of this,
it says it originally belonged to a Baron Berserker.
K'nuckles: Who's he?
A deranged criminal.
He sails the seas in search of a boat
that used to belong to him,
and he crushes their captains.
K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]
Anyways, I'm sure you'll meet him soon.
Bubbie: "Bubbie, Bubbie?"
Yes, sweet baby love.
"You look extra beautiful today.
You must be the most beautiful whale in all the oceans.
Did you lose weight?"
- "Bubbie." - Yeah, K'nuckles.
"There's something I always wanted to tell you."
- What is that, K'nuckles? - "I'm moving out."
[ TINK! ]
It's not the same.
[ SOBBING ]
[ GROWLS ]
Next.
[ GASPS ]
Have you seen this guy?!
Flapjack: Aye-aye, captain Flapjack.
Right away, sir.
K'nuckles: Flap! Get away from that wheel!
Flapjack: I was just cleaning it.
K'nuckles: We're in trouble, boy.
We can't take the boat out.
Flapjack: What?! Didn't you get it registered?
K'nuckles: Yeah. But that's not the problem.
There's a deranged lunatic named Baron Berserker after us,
and he's gonna destroy me!
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
For what?
K'nuckles: For owning his old boat.
We've got to do something.
Flapjack: What if we repaint the boat
so Baron Berserker can't recognize it?
K'nuckles: Great idea, Flap!
I knew I kept you around for a reason.
I still don't know about the color.
Flapjack: Oh, it's a great color.
It's a color I love.
Bubbie: Well, what have you two been up to?
K'nuckles: I'm too tired. Flapjack will tell you.
Flapjack: We've been working on the boat all night.
now that the boat's painted...
...it must be the beautifulest thing in the world
and the thing I love most.
Bubbie: Love the most?
Come on, you two.
Let's go sink that stupid boat!
What's so great about a boat?
I can take Flap anywhere he wants to go.
Oh, my. They put a face on this boat.
And what a beautiful face it is.
Oh, what a tail.
Hmm.
[ GASPS ]
Bubbie II.
"Can't replace the real Bubbie.
Love, Flapjack."
I must be number one.
Oh, baby!
Let's complete this picture.
A baby and an old man on a perfect beauty.
Flapjack: How do you like it, Bubbie?
Bubbie: Oh, I love it, honeybee.
I was about to sink your boat,
but then I saw what you two did to it.
Flapjack: What a close call.
K'nuckles: Who put those ugly dolls on our boat?
That blue one looks hideous.
[ GROWLING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
Bubbie: Now, that was a close call.
K'nuckles: Yes! We survived!
But more importantly, my boat survived!
We can finally take her for a spin.
[ SCREAMING ]
Bubbie: Well, at least you still have Bubbie number one, right?
Hey, hey! H-hey.
Flapjack: Sorry about your boat, cap'n.
K'nuckles: Eh, I never learned to sail, anyways.
Flapjack: Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-t?!
It's just a candy convention.
I'll be back in a couple of days.
I am not abandoning you.
Is that what you think?
I-is that what you really think?
You're right, candy wife.
I am being selfish.
[ SOBBING ]
Oh, my sweet candy wife.
I can't leave you alone like this.
Flapjack: Mr. Larry, do you need some help?
As a matter of fact, Flapjack,
how would you like to do me a favor?
♪ A favor for Peppermint ♪
She's easy to please.
Just dust her twice a day
and tell her she's pretty.
If anything happened to candy wife, I'd just...
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ SOBBING ]
Flapjack: Don't worry, Mr. Larry,
I'll take good care of her.
Farewell, my sweet.
I candy wait to return.
[ LAUGHING ]
Flapjack: Have a nice trip!
[ LAUGHING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
K'nuckles: Goodbye, weirdo.
What are you doing?
Flapjack: I'm candysitting candy wife for Peppermint Larry.
- Don't do it. - Flapjack: How come?
K'nuckles: You eat candy with your friends, Flapjack.
You don't make friends with your candy.
Flapjack: Peppermint Larry does.
K'nuckles: You don't want to be Peppermint Larry.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
everyone would laugh at you,
and they would laugh at me for hanging out with you,
which means I'd have to shun you.
I don't want to have to shun you, Flap.
Flapjack: I promised Peppermint Larry!
K'nuckles: Then you brought this upon yourself.
[ BELL RINGING ]
Next morning!
It's the next morning!
Flapjack: Candy Wife, what do you think
getting shunned means?
I said, "what do you think getting shunned --"
Maybe you'd be easier to talk to if you looked friendlier.
Can I try something?
[ TWINKLE! ]
There you go.
A little smile goes a long way, as I always say.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ DOORS SLAM ]
Hey, cap'n. How about a couple of floats?
I would love one.
Flapjack: Cap'n?
K'nuckles: Tell him, poops.
Hanging out with inanimate objects
is ridiculous and embarrassing.
K'nuckles: Hmph!
Right, bucket?
- K'nuckles: Come on, lolly. - Was that okay?
K'nuckles: Uh, yeah, it was fine.
Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Oh, Candy Wife, it's a bucket.
[ LAUGHS ]
K'nuckles: Hmm, he's blinded by her candyness.
I've got to show him her sour side.
Flapjack: [ WHISTLING ]
Whoa!
Candy Wife, you got a present!
I'll open it.
K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
Flapjack: What could it be?!
[ FROG CROAKS ]
K'nuckles: Pbht! Look at her!
"Oh, I'm Candy Wife!
Get that ugly frog away from me!
Aah! Aah!"
[ LAUGHS ]
More like scaredy wife, eh, Flap?
[ LAUGHING ]
Oops.
- Flapjack: [ GASPS ] - K'nuckles: More like
clumsy wife, eh, Flappy?
[ LAUGHTER ]
Whoo-hoo!
Flapjack: It's okay, Candy Wife.
I-I'll get it.
[ CREAK! ]
K'nuckles: Hey, my hand's smaller than my face.
How about you guys?
Yeah, mine is, too.
It's smaller, all right.
I'll be darned.
Flapjack: Huh?
My hand's smaller, too.
How about you, Candy Wife?
- K'nuckles: Boom! - Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
K'nuckles: More like dumbsy wife!
[ LAUGHTER ]
Nice one.
K'nuckles: Why are you even hanging out with her?
[ LAUGHTER ]
Flapjack: Why are you being so mean?
K'nuckles: You're right.
That's enough, fellas.
I'm sorry, Candy Wife.
- Give me a hug. - Flapjack: Don't do it.
K'nuckles: Come on. I really want to apologize.
Flapjack: Don't do it, Candy Wife.
K'nuckles: Come on, come on.
Right...there!
[ LAUGHS ]
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
K'nuckles: [ DISTORTED ] Clumsy wife,
eh, Flappy?
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ NORMAL VOICE ] Pickle juice!
She's not so sweet now, eh, Flap?
[ LAUGHS ]
Yes, yes. Ye-e-e-e-s!
What?
Flapjack: Oh, cap'n.
Hey, too far, man.
Yes. That was uncalled for.
- Yeah, man. Take it easy. - Flapjack: Yeah, cap'n.
You don't throw pickle juice on a candy woman.
K'nuckles: Oh, come on. She's just a piece of candy.
A finely sculpted, tantalizing,
exquisite piece of candy.
Mm-hmm.
Flapjack: What was that all about?
Hmm?
"Deer?
Candy wife."
[ GASPS ]
K'nuckles: "Dear Candy Wife,
I wish that Larry had chosen me."
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
"I was so jealous of Flapjack that I couldn't be near him."
Shunned!
[ SOBBING ]
"I tried to tell you how I felt."
Clumsy wife.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
Dumbsy wife.
Ye-e-e-e-s!
"But the words just came out wrong."
Candy Wife, will you...
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
K'nuckles wants to marry Candy Wife!
K'nuckles: That's right, boy.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
Don't try to stop me!
Flapjack: But she's married to Peppermint Larry!
[ CRUNCH! ]
K'nuckles: I don't see a ring.
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
Where are you taking her?!
K'nuckles: Someplace far away,
where we can spend the rest of our lives together.
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ THUD! ]
K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ breathing heavily ]
Poopdeck, grab your buckets.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
Candy Wife, I'm home!
Oh, I missed you so much.
I moped around that convention like a Peppermint Lonely.
Was...she...lonely?
Flapjack: You bet.
No one paid her any attention at all.
Really?
Oh, poor Candy Wife.
I was hoping she'd get a little attention.
Flapjack: Well, in that case,
not only did she get some attention,
someone took her to a faraway place to get married!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]
You can marry my buckets.
Flapjack: Yeah.
What about bucket wife?
You can take her hand, though, in marriage.
K'nuckles: That won't be necessary.
Candy Wife!
Oh, Candy Wife, I thought you left forever.
K'nuckles: I was out for my evening row
when I saw her jump in the water.
I-I guess she missed you so much
she tried to swim after you.
But then I saw your boat,
so I, uh, brought her back here.
I missed you s-o-o-o-o-o-o
much.
Flapjack: Uh, K'nuckles, I thought
you wanted to take her hand in marriage.
K'nuckles: I did, but I forgot about her other hand.
Flapjack: Oh.
more like handy wife, huh, captain?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]